1 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:18,561 Whoa there, hoss! You're jumpier than a frog on Texas Tarmac. 2 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:27,028 I reckon you got lucky, Ricochet. Won't happen again! 3 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:50,051 Time, gentlemen! 4 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:54,264 You see? My skill-enhancement suits work perfectly. 5 00:00:54,431 --> 00:00:58,977 And a slight adjustment to your kinetic energy regulator... 6 00:00:59,144 --> 00:01:02,230 ...will put even more "ric" in your "ochet." 7 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:07,694 - Nice moves, partners. - Thanks. 8 00:01:07,861 --> 00:01:10,280 So, Ox, if Montana is Shocker... 9 00:01:10,447 --> 00:01:12,949 ...and Fancy Dan is Ricochet... 10 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:14,367 -...what do we--? - Ox. 11 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:17,787 - That works. - Well, chief, what do you think? 12 00:01:19,581 --> 00:01:22,167 I like what I see. 13 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:36,366 You went to the Enforcers? 14 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:38,034 Good morning, Hammerhead. 15 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:41,746 Since when does the Big Man go straight to the hired help? 16 00:02:41,913 --> 00:02:44,207 Silvermane is being released from prison... 17 00:02:44,374 --> 00:02:46,042 ...and Doctor Octopus looms. 18 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:50,380 With a gang war on the horizon, I must build my war chest. 19 00:02:50,547 --> 00:02:53,633 Why am I suddenly out of the loop? 20 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:58,471 After the oil tanker fiasco and the Rhino specs acquisition failure... 21 00:02:58,638 --> 00:03:01,766 ...I assumed you had too much on your plate. 22 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:05,228 Especially, since job one was creating... 23 00:03:05,395 --> 00:03:07,272 ...super-villains to distract Spider-Man. 24 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:10,984 With all the freaks running around, Spidey's distracted enough. 25 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,403 Why spend money on what we can get for free? 26 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:14,904 Control. 27 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:20,952 You used to know that. Shut the door on your way out. 28 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,918 Life is so sweet. 29 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:31,963 The old Peter Parker would have been stuck in that traffic jam. 30 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:36,092 But not the Spectacular Spider-Man! 31 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:41,764 Hey, Sha Shan. 32 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:45,059 Wanna see the pass that won us the State Championship? 33 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,269 Not really. 34 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:56,279 Hey, Brown, get the ball! 35 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:59,616 No, no, no! 36 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,372 Okay, maybe not so sweet. 37 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:11,586 All right. Time to choose partners for tonight's police ride-along. 38 00:04:11,753 --> 00:04:14,672 Remember, this is an educational endeavor... 39 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:18,843 ...a front row seat at how the police operate, not a social activity. 40 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:21,721 - Is it really that bad? - It really is. 41 00:04:21,888 --> 00:04:24,057 But you'll clean up and we'll still be partners. 42 00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,726 So no arguments over who rides with whom. 43 00:04:26,893 --> 00:04:28,645 Names are in the hat. 44 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:30,980 - Is he serious? - Come on! 45 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:37,528 Sorry, Hobes, I want first shot at-- Harry Osborn?! 46 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:39,948 - Wait, I wanna do-over! - Hobie Brown. 47 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,117 Don't say it. 48 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,959 Gwen Stacy. 49 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:55,713 Mark Allan. 50 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,887 - It says Rand Robertson. - Rand's not even in this class. 51 00:05:05,098 --> 00:05:07,642 Fine, it says stinky Pete! You happy now? 52 00:05:10,979 --> 00:05:12,522 "Stinky Pete"? 53 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:15,817 Like "Puny Parker" isn't bad enough. 54 00:05:16,109 --> 00:05:18,611 At least I had time to shower before the ride-along. .. 55 00:05:18,778 --> 00:05:20,655 ...with the ever-personable Miss Avril... 56 00:05:20,822 --> 00:05:22,907 ...who I can't believe I used to have a crush on. 57 00:05:31,624 --> 00:05:34,460 Flash, Harry. You're with Sergeant Carter and Officer DeWolff. 58 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:40,174 - So you two rookies ready? - Let the thrills begin! 59 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:43,678 Thrills? Please. They're not taking us anywhere cool. 60 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:46,222 Not with Norman Osborn's spawn in the car. 61 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:49,600 Besides, cops don't handle the real threats anymore. 62 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:52,186 Spider-Man takes down all the genuine Big Bads! 63 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:55,982 What makes you think your costumed vigilante isn't a Big Bad himself? 64 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:59,277 Oh, come on, DeWolff. Kid's just saying what everyone's thinking. 65 00:05:59,444 --> 00:06:01,154 Look, Sarge, we've been through this. 66 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,364 Spider-Man means well, probably. 67 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:06,701 But when he takes the law into his own hands, he goes too far. 68 00:06:06,868 --> 00:06:09,996 If you ask me, Spidey hasn't gone far enough. 69 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,540 Bank heist? Really? 70 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:15,752 -Isn't that a bit beneath you? - Nothing wrong with a good heist... 71 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:19,255 -...if the take is worth our while. -"Our" while? 72 00:06:28,306 --> 00:06:32,101 Bug, meet the New Enforcers. 73 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,199 Great field trip, Dad. 74 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:52,497 Perfect. Parker's late. 75 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:57,293 So now I'm stuck with King Geek and the teacher. No of fence. 76 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,883 The New Enforcers? 77 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,761 Yeah, gotta love those heart-tugging reunion shows. 78 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:09,514 Enough jawing. Ox, you're up. 79 00:07:13,643 --> 00:07:15,269 Ricochet, go. 80 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,313 Ox? Ricochet? 81 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,566 Those names might sound cool back at the ranch but... 82 00:07:24,237 --> 00:07:26,906 We're just getting started, Spidey. 83 00:07:30,535 --> 00:07:33,704 Ox is right. We got us a strict timetable. 84 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:37,458 Reckon we'll have to squash you later, bug. 85 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,877 Well, maybe just one for the road. 86 00:07:44,382 --> 00:07:46,092 It's pre-Columbian. 87 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:50,221 Some believe the wearer actually takes on the personality of the mask. 88 00:07:50,388 --> 00:07:53,641 Whatever. Big Man wants another super-villain. 89 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:56,727 Same deal as before. You in? 90 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:58,521 Happy to oblige. 91 00:07:58,688 --> 00:08:01,399 I've found a new scientist to oversee the project. 92 00:08:01,566 --> 00:08:06,112 Someone whose temperament is more in line with these endeavors. 93 00:08:06,279 --> 00:08:08,948 Someone who understands how the world works today... 94 00:08:09,115 --> 00:08:11,200 ...and isn't afraid to make it his. 95 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:12,952 I presume in your line of work... 96 00:08:13,119 --> 00:08:16,956 ...those are the qualities it takes to be in charge. 97 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:20,459 No doubt the Big Man has those qualities. 98 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:25,965 And I'm sure he knows you have those qualities as well. 99 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,261 - You're late. - ... 100 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:36,434 - Crashed your bike? - Yeah! Yeah, my bike. Good guess. 101 00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:38,519 What? Back there? 102 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,646 You mean, I have to sit next to him too? 103 00:08:41,147 --> 00:08:45,610 So, Mary Jane, who'd you really want to partner with? 104 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:49,488 - I'm not really a partner person. - I hear you. 105 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:52,366 I mean, everyone's always bugging about who goes out with who. 106 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,578 Yeah. As if a night out has to be life-changing. 107 00:08:55,745 --> 00:08:57,538 What's wrong with just having a little fun? 108 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:02,210 You and me, we should show them how to do it right. 109 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,046 A date? But not a "date" date. 110 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:09,133 Are we on a ride-along or a "ride-along" ride-along? 111 00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:13,471 A real bank robbery? You've got to admit, this is cool. 112 00:09:13,638 --> 00:09:18,267 No, OsBrat. This is boring. A robbery in progress would be cool. 113 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:21,938 Captain, I knew Spider-Man couldn't be trusted. 114 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,065 This mess is all your fault. 115 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:28,361 - Me? I'd never rob a bank. - Not this, you dweeb. 116 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:30,071 The social order. 117 00:09:30,238 --> 00:09:33,616 You crossed clique lines and put some kind of geek-spell on Liz. 118 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:35,910 And now, no one at M-cubed knows their place! 119 00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:39,622 Even Flash is trying to date a nerd and she's saying, "No!" 120 00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:41,123 No of fence, Flash. 121 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:44,252 Oh, that mess. 122 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,754 Sorry? 123 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:50,299 Damage doesn't fit the Spider's MO. 124 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:52,134 I'd guess he fought someone here. 125 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,345 - Go, Spidey! - What's this? 126 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,269 This hole leads to the dry cleaner's next door. 127 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,271 Perps tried to hide it. Call the owner. 128 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,232 - Find out if anything's missing. - A dry cleaner's? 129 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:10,611 Why would the New Enforcers rob a dry cleaner's? 130 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,949 Incoming shipment. 131 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,369 So, Gwen. 132 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:20,871 You and Harry seem to be getting along great. 133 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:25,501 He's a great guy. And you two make a great couple. 134 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,004 Yeah, we're great. 135 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,882 And you and Peter make a great couple too. 136 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:34,844 Yeah. We do. 137 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:40,141 Hey, whoa, whoa, wrong way. You want-- 138 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:49,108 Elevator kill-switch disabled. You got the monitor link on redirect? 139 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,532 Party time, boys. 140 00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:58,784 Let's get fancy. 141 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:06,250 Captain. Owner of the dry cleaner's. 142 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,337 Look, what's the dealio? 143 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,590 I thought we got past the whole geek-torment thing last fall. 144 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:15,926 We did. Until you ditched the team right before playoffs... 145 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,054 ...to go to Europe with mommy. 146 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,473 Hobie stepped up and we won State anyway. 147 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,433 Of course, if I'd had a guy with your speed... 148 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,352 ...I might've gotten off the winning pass sooner. 149 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,978 And I wouldn't have taken this hit. 150 00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:30,441 Yeah, the thing is I was drinking this stuff. 151 00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:35,446 Globulin Green. It got bad and I had to go away. 152 00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:39,408 You were playing...juiced? Do you know what this means? 153 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,745 If anyone finds out, the games you played in would be disqualified... 154 00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:44,622 ...along with our championship. 155 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,835 I'd have messed up my knee for nothing. 156 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:54,882 Stop right there! 157 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,762 They're heading for the vault elevator. Hit the kill-switch! 158 00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:02,181 It's not working! 159 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:16,112 Spider-Man 160 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,697 Spider-Man 161 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,741 It's catchy. 162 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,412 The dry cleaner had a contract to launder Federal Reserve uniforms. 163 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,331 By busting in through the bank, the thieves set us on the wrong path. 164 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:28,916 Gave them time to make their move. 165 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,168 Treasury Department's brought in a Mobile Command Center. 166 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,795 You two will be safe inside. 167 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,882 If you don't mind, I'd like to snap some pics for the Bugle. 168 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:41,470 And I could get some good shots from behind that van. 169 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,931 Be careful. And stay out of sight. 170 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:46,600 Thanks! I thought we'd be stuck with him all night. 171 00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:50,146 I said I'd take some pics. 172 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,856 Didn't say that was all I'd do. 173 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:55,526 Now, there's a pretty sight. 174 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:59,280 A billion dollars' worth of gold. 175 00:13:07,997 --> 00:13:10,332 And we're trapped inside with it. 176 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,168 Three perps did this? 177 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,463 Excuse me. But I have a pretty good idea who those perps are. 178 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:29,727 As promised. Our chariot awaits. 179 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:34,190 Perps were tough but dumb. They destroyed the elevator. 180 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:37,151 The vault is 86 feet below sea level. They're trapped. 181 00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:39,653 It'll take days, maybe weeks to reach them. 182 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,323 Shocker's a pro. He wouldn't have acted without a plan. 183 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,533 Which means if I don't get down there fast... 184 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,619 ...you'll be left with a big empty vault. 185 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,497 - Wait, you can't-- - It's okay. He's on our side. 186 00:13:56,462 --> 00:14:01,217 Come on, let's show our guest a little down home hospitality. 187 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,928 Ox, give old Ricochet a boost. 188 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,684 I'll give him a ride. 189 00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:26,116 Oh, great. I get to play follow-the-bouncing-bad-guy. 190 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,542 Really got to get me... 191 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,212 ...one of those shock-absorbing suits. 192 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:40,089 But until then... 193 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:43,676 I'll just make do with what I've got. 194 00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:54,853 Exit door's open. 195 00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,900 Load her up. We'll squash the bug. 196 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,570 Squash the bug. Squash the bug. 197 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,196 Don't you know any other tunes? 198 00:15:12,288 --> 00:15:14,540 - Skedaddle. - But there's still so much gold. 199 00:15:14,707 --> 00:15:18,460 Can't risk it. Listen, you wanna tell the Big Man we lost his take? 200 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,421 No, thank you. 201 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:34,935 Most expensive bruises I've ever gotten. 202 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:36,645 Pardon me, boys! 203 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,240 What a revolting development this is. 204 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,914 Bug. 205 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,497 Get him. 206 00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:50,135 Don't let go, Ox. He is a slippery little piece of meat. 207 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,805 So tenderize him. 208 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:59,061 - More? - No, no more. 209 00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:02,481 Just get it over with, Shocker. Make it quick. 210 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:09,697 Never did like to see a poor dumb animal suffer. 211 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,157 Like, say, Brer Rabbit? 212 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:21,166 Never touch another man's treasure! 213 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,586 One man's treasure is another man's brake pads. 214 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:53,907 Now, if I wanted you to get away with the gold... 215 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,415 Watch it, you big Ox! 216 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,085 So we just sit here all night? 217 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:09,006 I mean, some of us have a life, you know. No of fence. 218 00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,973 Saddle up. We're riding out of this concrete-box canyon. 219 00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:37,451 Is that the geek's camera? Peter! 220 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:50,214 Next time, bug. Go! 221 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,597 You know, they just don't make getaway cars like they used to. 222 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,583 There's no body, Sally. 223 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,752 - Peter-- - Was blown to bits! 224 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:32,714 Oh, great, what will I tell Liz? She looks awful in black. 225 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:38,303 - Did I miss much? - Peter! 226 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,390 Wait! How come you're still alive? 227 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:45,978 - I took a bathroom break? - But your camera... 228 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,064 Man, my new camera! 229 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,525 I suppose you left it on auto-shoot... 230 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:55,153 ...to try to get a few pictures while indisposed. 231 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,448 Yeah. Exactly. 232 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,617 Do you know what you put me through? 233 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:04,454 - I didn't realise you cared. - I so don't! 234 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:08,375 But I don't want you blown to bits, either. I'm not a monster! 235 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:13,505 But if you tell anyone I hugged you, you'll wish you were behind that van. 236 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,174 Enlightening field trip, sir. 237 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,677 Really. 238 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,974 I'm sorry, coach. I had no choice. 239 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,352 I had to report Harry Osborn's actions to the N-Y-S-H-S-F-F. 240 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,188 Yeah, the "Nyshsff." 241 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:34,067 The Mustangs' championship title is now under review. 242 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:45,203 Nice, Osborn. Bad enough you juiced. 243 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:49,291 - You had to spill and ruin it for-- - He didn't spill. I did. 244 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,129 Title is meaningless if it's not won fair and square. 245 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,387 Thanks. 246 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:07,059 You did good. They'll see that...eventually. 247 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:11,021 In the meantime, you want to grab a coffee?